Page 5: Breaking down the contestants on Bachelorette, Season 18

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Spoiler alert. Michelle Young’s round up of men on “The Bachelorette” this season isn’t half bad.

Neither is she.

 Compared to other bachelorettes so far, she is chill and has already put one guy in his place. Which automatically bumps her up.

Bless Ryan for already bringing the drama to the first episode. He had me in the first clip we get of him riding shirtless on a tractor through a farm. Although his hair could use a couple inches off the top.

Props to the effort and all, but having a whole strategy script on how to win is just a tiny bit weird. Not sad to see him go.

Nayte is my man; he is the husband material. By far my biggest ship with Michelle, they match each other’s energy. I already know this guy is going to be the most unproblematic. I think he will stick around for a while.

Michelle stays smart when she gives him the first impression rose.

Joe is my number one walking red flag. He had his chance when Michelle was in his DMs but he ghosted her. All of a sudden he wants her now? Sounds like a big no to me. He should have gone home the first rose ceremony.

My honorable mention men that didn’t get any spotlight that should have are Chris S and Rodney.

Rodney showed up dressed as a whole apple. And he is quite literally a whole snack.

If I’m jumping way ahead my prediction is Nayte and Rodney are securing that ring.